CSI:Ambleside front cover

CSI:Ambleside

CSI:Ambleside back cover

The title is obviously a parody of the spin-offs of the US TV series CSI (Crime Scene Investigation), CSI:Miami and CSI:NY.

CSI:Ambleside inner sleeve CSI:Ambleside inner sleeve

The 'references' will follow in the summer, after you've all had a chance to work them out for yourself...


Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)

"...outside the Gielgud a neon sign read, "Equus On The Buses" starring Mr. Ed..."

Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess

"...Deep Blue, in '97 I voted for you as Sports Personality of the Year - thought at least you'd get the Overseas..."

Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show

"...Llewellyn Bowen, two Carols, go on Bobby, both barrels..."

Ode To Joyce

"...it hurts when I hear all the songs to Maria when we haven't really done with J... or K..."

Blue Badge Abuser

"...one day I know I'll have to face His wrath - a walk in hell for a walk-in bath..."

Totnes Bickering Fair

"...I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food..."

King Of Hi-Vis

"...be safe, be seen, be anyone you like..."

Lord Hereford's Knob

"...Twmpa, Twmpa, you're gonna need a jumper..."

On The 'Roids

"....He used to lark with the dreads, now he's a nark on the ste'ds.."

Petty Sessions

"...I stick me big nose in when I go out, sealed-off car park - what's it all about?..."

Little In The Way Of Sunshine

"...I was 'Mr Wet Underpants' in '89, titled by accident more than design..."

Give Us Bubblewrap

"...give us bubblewrap, and stick the Apple Mac in the car park..."

National Shite Day

"...there's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets..."



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